spirited away is about rescuing your idiot parents from pig hell, a trial we must all face while growing up

(Source: pyramidslayer, via kohakurimo)

  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Me: It's different when I do it.

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

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theblackship:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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annestanton:

sandandglass:

Source

379th customer was an ASS CRACK

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leppu:

An illustration of Daenerys that I never finished! I just got super frustrated with the paper and couldn’t continue with this kraaahhh

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via hellmoth)

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

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runecestershire:

tyreenosaurusrex:

In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard:

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Such mastery of the English language.

Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.

(via sentinellis)

a-storm-for-every-spring:

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

oh god this sounds staggeringly awful I am so sorry

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thewescoast:

spriit:

lemonyfricket:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

sHE THREW A BABY

I’ve been watching his for the past 5 minutes

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requietum:

im s TILL LAUGHGING ON WHAT ELI PUT ON THE ENVELOPE OF THE CARD I LOVE U

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