ask-the-two-earls:

i gave into a moment of weakness sorry

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

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alt-j:

idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

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iraniransutabotea:

This is generally how my “I made a new OC” conversations go.

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

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phantomthelabrat:

Danny seeking comfort after 7 hours of poker. Ross and Arin offer snugs!

im-oh-so-grump:

Remember the time Danny tried to high five Ross and he kissed his hand instead
Me too
//vuv// babs

rettaroo:

fiorinda-chancellor:

setbabiesonfire:

swallowedwholeinnegatives:

What does this mean?

That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask.

It means that this is one of the best ways to pile up rocks and not have them fall down for a long time.

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horrasin:

malformalady:

McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.

Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com

arizona joins the aesthetic movement

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the-world-on-my-shoulders:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why did the semen cross the road?

because i put on the wrong sock this morning

EW

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notabeard:

Arin HANDSOME (x)

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spookyram:

naughtypooky:

whenever i see friends make new ocs i just

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if you guys think this about any of my characters let me know and I’ll do a art of them smoochin and stuff

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